The Sweet Reverend (lord_humongous) wrote in van_halen,
The Sweet Reverend
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Hobo Teeth

Has anyone seen the pictures of Eddie Van Halen at the Vanity Fair Oscars party? He has hobo teeth! That man needs to stop smoking and buy a tube of toothpaste. It's not like the man is busy working on anything, I think he can spare the time to brush his teeth once or twice a month. He looks like he is ready to sit down on the sidewalk and start begging for pennies.

Was Valerie Bertinelli in charge of brushing Eddie's teeth? Has no one else taken the position since she left? Perhaps Eddie's horrific hobo teeth was one reason she left him.

Frightening.
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